»__ohmygoshers it's edward cullen

this seventeen year old isn't exactly as young as he looks. surviving one hundred eight birthdays without a beating heart played more with his emotions then he allowed anyone to see. he can be quite moody, though you would be too if you could read the thoughts of others. no long dwelling in the single life his still heart will beat forever for isabella swan. he's made a few mistakes in his life but all seem forgivable. he's got a thing for music, driving fast and collecting cars. residing in forks, washington with his family of vegetarian vampires he's found what he's been looking eighty years for and couldn't be happier

»__bang, bang
X chuck norris drives a ice cream truck covered in human skulls • partners in crime
X when the boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks the closet for chuck norris • other half
X there is no ctrl button on chuck norris's computer. chuck norris is always in control • best friends
X the quickest way to a man's heart is with chuck norris's fist • close friends
X if you spell chuck norris is scrabble you win. forever. • good friends
X chuck norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis • average friends
X there is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures chuck norris allows to live • new friends
X contrary to popular belief, america is not a democracy, it is a chucktatorship • childhood friends
X chuck norris will attain statehood in 2009. his state flower will be the magnolia • partying friends
X chuck norris doesn't play god. playing is for children. • drinking buddies
X chuck norris cannot love, he can only not kill • on and off friends
X chuck norris can win a game of connect four in only three moves • friends with benefits
X police label anyone attacking chuck norris as a code 45-11... a suicide • enemies turned friends
X chuck norris sheds his skin twice a year • friends by association
X there are no steroids in baseball. just players chuck norris has breathed on • first name basis
X chuck norris does not "style" his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror. • know the face
X chuck norris can slam a revolving door • secret friends
X helen keller's favorite color is chuck norris. • forbidden friends

»__international language
X apple pays chuck norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song • final
X chuck norris can sneeze with his eyes open • current
X chuck norris does not sleep. he waits, • future
X some kids play kick the can. chuck norris played kick the keg. • exes on good terms
X chuck norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. at night. • exes on bad terms
X the reason the color pink still exists is because chuck norris is colorblind • exes - neutral terms
X chuck norris was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost • mixed feelings
X some people ask for a kleenex when they sneeze. chuck norris asks for a body bag • lust
X bigfoot takes pictures of chuck norris • lingering feelings
X chuck norris can unscramble an egg. • f**k buddies
X earth's emergency defense plan in case of an alien invasion is chuck norris • makeout buddies
X chuck norris was what willis is talking about • one night stand
X chuck norris let the dogs out • cheating on me
X chuck norris once bench-pressed the entire state of ohio, and all of its residents • cheating on you
X chuck norris's body temperature is 98.6 degrees... celsius • crushing on me
X some people say that chuck norris is a myth. those "some people" are now dead • crushing on you
X chuck norris's show is called walker: texas ranger, since chuck norris doesn't run • mutual crush
X chuck norris can judge a book by its cover • secret/forbidden lovers
X chuck norris uses red hot lava to moisurize his skin • abusive

»__start the flashing lights
X chuck norris is allowed to talk about fight club • die pregnant dog die
X chuck norris invented the corn dog • hardcore hatred
X when chuck norris picks his nose, he really does find gold • i hate you
X chuck norris' smile once brought a puppy back to life • you hate me
X chuck norris did in fact build rome in one day • mutual hate/dislike
X chuck norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun • rivalry
X superman watched an episode of walker texas ranger and cried himself to sleep. • annoyance
X the secret ingredient in dr. pepper is chuck norris. all 23 of them. • jealous of me
X chuck norris' tears can cure cancer. too bad he has never cried • jeaolus of you
X chuck norris has counted to infinity - twice • avoidance
X chuck norris doesn't believe in germany • indifference
X chuck norris shot the sheriff but he roundhouse kicked the deputy • friends turned enemies
X chuck norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink • frenemies
X the bible was originally entitled "chuck norris and friends" • enemies by association
X chuck norris knows where waldo is • bad first impression
X if at first you don't succeed, you're not chuck norris • friendly rivals

»__back down, we see you
X chuck norris doesn't wear a watch. HE decides what time it is • mother
X chuck norris does not get frostbite. chuck norris bites frost • father
X chuck norris is my homeboy • sister
X what was going through the minds of all chuck norris' victims before they died? his shoe. • sister
X chuck norris can unscramble an egg • family -- other
X chuck norris can have his cake AND eat it too • protective over me
X chuck norris thinks elly emm is the best since she made this plot. • protective over you
X chuck norris is the only hand that can beat royal flush • mutual protection
X chuck norris invented the apple • respect me
X chuck norris has a vacation home on the sun • respect you
X P is for chuck norris, as is every other letter in the alphabet • mutual respect
X chuck norris CAN lick his elbow • admires me
X chuck norris does not love raymond • admires you
X chuck norris puts the FUN in funeral • mutual admiration
X chuck norris does not dance. he roundhouse kicks to the beat • co-workers
X when chuck norris picks his nose, he really does find gold • bandmates
X the only reason the color pink still exists is because chuck norris is colorblind • room-mates
X chuck norris' house has no doors. just walls he walks through • good influence
X when taking the SAT, write "chuck norris" for every answer. you will score over 8000 • bad influence
X chuck norris has 12 moons. one of those moons is earth • mentor
X it takes chuck norris 20 minutes to watch 60 minutes • confidante
X chuck norris wears a live rattlesnake as a condom • never spoken
X chuck norris can strike a match on a bar of soap • other -- specify

isabellaMARIEswan;
Bella's got it goin' on, with eighteen years under her
belt and the humans are in full swing.
FOREVER SHE SAID WITH A SMILE

X chuck norris drives a ice cream truck covered in human skulls • partners in crime
X when the boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks the closet for chuck norris • other half
X apple pays chuck norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song • final
X chuck norris can sneeze with his eyes open • current
X chuck norris does not sleep. he waits, • future
X some kids play kick the can. chuck norris played kick the keg. • exes on good terms
X chuck norris was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost • mixed feelings
X bigfoot takes pictures of chuck norris • lingering feelings
X earth's emergency defense plan in case of an alien invasion is chuck norris • makeout buddies
X chuck norris can judge a book by its cover • forbidden lovers[by charlie]
X chuck norris can unscramble an egg • family -- other
X chuck norris can have his cake AND eat it too • protective over me
X chuck norris thinks elly emm is the best since she made this plot. • protective over you
X chuck norris is the only hand that can beat royal flush • mutual protection
X chuck norris invented the apple • respect me
X chuck norris has a vacation home on the sun • respect you
X P is for chuck norris, as is every other letter in the alphabet • mutual respect
X chuck norris CAN lick his elbow • admires me
X chuck norris does not love raymond • admires you
X chuck norris puts the FUN in funeral • mutual admiration
X chuck norris' house has no doors. just walls he walks through • good influence
X it takes chuck norris 20 minutes to watch 60 minutes • confidante

bella.. Edward means the world to me, anyone who saw me after he left could vouch for that. I love him with all my soul, and i will for iternity, i know that. He worries about me alot, but I wish he wouldn't some times, the werewolves aren't going to hurt me, nor is his family. The only threat that is at hand are the newborns and Victoria, and for that I suppose he has reason to worry, but I am a big girl, I can take care of myself for the most part. I love you Edward!!
edward. bella is the reason for my existance, it's quite difficult for me to go on when she isn't around which i realized through the mistake of leaving her not too long ago. i know she thinks i worry about her too much, and as much as i hate to admit it the wolves aren't going to harm her. but i can't help it, i can't bear thinking what would happen if i didn't worry this much, she is still a danger magnet. i'll always worry about her, but its out of love and maybe a little obession. one thing is for sure, i'll love her for eternity, though i'd like to put that off a little bit. love you bella.